Keto Cubes

Ice cubes made from your wifes boyfriends jizz!

In our house we use keto cubes instead of chilled orange slices!!!!

Big Citrus aren't fooling me!!!

by Propheciesforfritzy September 6, 2025

Keto-High

The euphoric effect created by the selective metabolism of fats rather than carbohydrates.

Ok. 48 hour water fast followed by zero carb diet equals equilibrium ketosis; I’ve never been as grounded and physically in control. THIS is the Keto-High. It’s not for the weak, but it’s worth it IF you can get there.

by YAWA September 6, 2025

Ketotard

Someone who is a keto extremist despite it’s long term harmful effects

Karen: Do you have anything Keto to eat in this house?
John: Shut up you Ketotard!

by XratedJerry May 19, 2025

Ketonaut

A person who has taken a sufficiently high dose of ketamine to feel partially disconnected and who has significant difficulties with walking (a frequent symptom of ketamine high)

“After that last bump, Jake turned into a full-on ketonaut—he tried to walk to the kitchen but ended up staring at the fridge for 10 minutes.”

by Matopatofato June 1, 2025

Keto Daddy

A sugar daddy that doesn't want any sexual contact with their partner

"I'm so over men, all I want is their money."
"Girl, you should get a Keto Daddy. It's the best of both worlds"

by PervertedBinChicken June 25, 2025

Ketot

A malay word that means little or short in an offensive way

Agus : hello madafaka

Mamat : don't say that again ketot!

by Wewek November 30, 2025

kade keeton

A complete idiot, basically someone who makes Kim Kardashian look smart.

He is such a kade keeton.

by ckkapicka September 21, 2016