This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).
“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”
by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019
Get the KMS mug.An abbreviation used during text messages. It usually means "kill myself" or "kill me soon".
Can be related to: kys
Can be related to: kys
by shinobinor August 27, 2019
Get the kms mug.Example:
A guy is standing on a chair in his room with a noose around his neck. Then his mom walks into the room and screams at him to get. He does what she said but angrily says:
- ffs(for fucks sake) mum lemme kms already!!
In this scenario it would have to be a story cuz one can't of course not hear it's meant to be a shortening !!
A guy is standing on a chair in his room with a noose around his neck. Then his mom walks into the room and screams at him to get. He does what she said but angrily says:
- ffs(for fucks sake) mum lemme kms already!!
In this scenario it would have to be a story cuz one can't of course not hear it's meant to be a shortening !!
by MajesticGrandpa February 13, 2017
Get the lemme kms mug.by Chassy April 2, 2020
Get the Kms mug.me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020
Get the kms mug.An abbreviation for “Kill myself”. While it could most definitely mean “I want to kill myself”, it’s mostly used amongst gen-z as a way to express a deep hate, regret, or frustration against something; teenagers and young adults don’t wanna deal with the overwhelming experience of life, and it’d such a universal feeling right now that almost everyone understands “kms” as “I’m tired of this, I can’t stand this, oh my fucking goodness”
Example 1: I’m gonna kms if we have to take that test
Example 2: Ugh, I’m gonna kms I lost another round of *enter game people like*
Example 3: She’s so annoying; she makes me wanna kms
Example 2: Ugh, I’m gonna kms I lost another round of *enter game people like*
Example 3: She’s so annoying; she makes me wanna kms
by GreitBean333 October 10, 2023
Get the kms mug.Unlike it is often used, this specific form is actually means good. When using this, you are expressing that you are so overjoyed that you don't know how to handle your emotions.
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