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Joint at the Uterus

The female version of "joint at the dick."

When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.

Unbiological sisters.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011
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Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.
Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?
by shomesomethin July 14, 2010
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Joint Injury

Occurs when two injuries come together to form a coalition.
Person #1: What's wrong with your arm?
Person #2: I don't know, but it hurts really bad.
Person #1: Where does it hurt?
Person #2: Can't tell if it's my elbow and/or my wrist.

Person #1: Sounds like a joint injury. You should get that looked at.
Person #2: Yeah that's probably a good idea.
by vp20 April 16, 2011
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joint military operation

an piece of individual written homework that you do with a partner anyways
a competent teacher will be able to tell the difference between a joint military operation and an individually plagiarized homework
by Sexydimma March 8, 2015
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Joint roller

An unusual type of a hand job in which the giver rolls the penis between the thumbs forefingers parallel to the shaft and then rolling tips together as if rolling a joint.
Dude, have you ever gotten a joint roller?

What the fuck are you talking about?

That chick started rollin' my dick like a joint last night.
by K Diz Mc October 7, 2012
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joint slay

when two queens exchange a look and nod saying nothing and each proceeds in due course to hit the others successive king on the sly. queen will normally check a bitch who tries to harm her man but, sometimes the kings cross a line and there is disrespect. a queen must remain loyal. but never disrespect her. keep it up and you will result in full scale thermonuclear war with many queens in the board. this bad situation can be easily avoiding by stop giving hoes her jewelry while the queens get your table scraps
queen1: uno
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
by williet hughnot September 2, 2020
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Joint Venture

In Business: A Partnership in which two or more companies (often from different countries) join to undertake a major project

Socially: A blazing session in which two or more people (often from different countries) join to undertake smoking a large joint
Billy calls his friend Huang from China to come hang out in America. When Huang arrives they find themselves face to face with a large quantity of marijuana and rolling paper. Billy rolls a 12g joint while Huang calls Winston from England and Pablo from Puerto Rico. Once everyone arrives they begin a Joint Venture, smoking in Billy's basement until no one can stand up anymore.
by D2DaWreck October 13, 2011
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