jerk

Act of sexually fulfilling yourself

fuk man i just had the best jerk!

by skatman July 29, 2003

jerks

all boys are jerks..
we're always there when you need us,
but where are you when we need you?

the san marino boys. dont give shit about ANYTHING

by ch0wstA May 21, 2004

jerk

second derivative of velocity or derivative of acceleration.

1 find the jerk given an equation for velocity

2 A: Dude your a second derivative of velocity

B: Thanks I guess
Calculus students: *Laughing*

by cyberbullying December 1, 2011

/jerk

A faux scripting command that signifies the end of a mean statement. Usually used in the same manner as /sarcasm

"Quit crying like a little whiny bitch and get to the point.

/jerk"

by Craig Tea March 19, 2008

jerked

to be pissed off or annoyed with someone or a situation; also used in the phrase "jerked off". although I usually just use the terms "pissed off" or "annoyed" myself, I've heard this phrase by certain people in NY (although as a fellow NY'er, I smile a little to myself, since the terminology to me means yanking someone's yam, lol).

"I saw some guy checking out Tom's girlfriend last night & he looked pretty jerked."

"Mike looked really jerked off when he realized he left his iPod on the train."

by ceecee73 December 16, 2008

Jerking

Dance Dance Dance

im jerking all over your mom

by OMG. i like chesse May 27, 2009

jerk

jerk is someone who bullies or acts like a complete bitch their intire life. I s uggjest you to stay the FUCK away from them.

Landon is a complete jerk in school stay away!!!!!!

by jadeleerudolph February 6, 2017