Jumping Jalapeno 

It's where someone is really happy, and a little bit mental, over a piece of news

Wow, look over at Doug over there, he's like a jumping jalapeno!

Jumping Jalapeno by BC2011 August 1, 2011

Scooby Jalapeño 

The act of smoking weed and getting a scooby snack that is still aflame.

*takes hit from pipe* *spits out flaming chunk of weed* “HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST HAD A SCOOBY Jalapeño ”

Scooby Jalapeño by Tripod9665 December 4, 2018

Pocket jalapeno 

To bring your own Jalapeno to a restaurant to avoid being charged a small fee for a side of Jalapeno that is so small that you have to go rant on facebook or Yelp and slander a buisness because you're a child.

Thank God I brought a Pocket jalapeno out to eat, I would've hated to complain again over such a irrelevant issue involving paying a small fee for a side.

Pocket jalapeno by PeteyMartini December 28, 2018

Rusty Jalapeño 

Covering your penis in hot sauce, and then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner.

I gave my partner a rusty jalapeño, and found myself in a van down by the river.

Rusty Jalapeño by Dead Harrison July 27, 2023

The Furry Jalapeño

The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.

Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-

The Furry Jalapeño by Asidewayseight February 2, 2017

Jalapeno

Verb.

The act of expelling jalapeno seeds from the penis during orgasm. Tthe seeds are secretly inserted into the male urethra before intrercourse and transferred into the vagina during orgasm, causing intense genital burning for both parties.

Yeah, the relationship wasn't working out so I jalapenoed her and unfriended her on facebook

Jalapeno by you_just_got_jalapenoed December 4, 2010

Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper 

When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.

Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!

Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper by cinciguy010101 July 30, 2011