Jakei

One of the most loyal people you will ever meet! Jakei will always be there for you when you're down. Jakei is very smart, if though she does not feel like she is. When Jakei has a friend who is very special to her heart and life, she will fight for you. When you two are having ups and downs, Jakei will work hard to bring that relationship together again! Even when Jakei does not show you that she wants to work out the relationship, she does. When you do something to hurt Jakei, she is cold. Her heart is cold, either towards you only, or towards almost everyone. Jakei will to out of her way for your wants and needs. When she cares, she will always try to put you first. No second thoughts. All in all, Jakei is a hell of a good person! So always remember that.

Dad: Hey son, how is school, have you talked to Jakei today?

Son: No. To be honest, I don't even know if I will talk to her ever again.

Dad: Why? What happened ?
Son: I did something to hurt her feelings, multiple times. Now I don't know if she even cares about me anymore.

Dad:Sorry to hear that man, you two were good friends.
Jakei On The Outside: Fuck him, he's not a true friend. I hate him, and I'm moving on.

Jakei On The Inside:Just please come back. Even though your not good for me.

by BigBossSnow27 May 11, 2018

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Jakeism

1) To hurl an insult but to have that very insult twisted back at you in a way to be more damaging than the original insult.

2) Something that can be completely twisted back and used as a point of insult against the original speaker.

Person 1: This fan blows really well.
<Jakeism>Person 2: Yeah it blows about as well as your mom did last night.

by slavefortheman1980 May 19, 2016

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Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.

Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"

by Dark Fish July 26, 2012

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JakePaulers

A group of mentally retarted children who blindly follow their great and mighty leader Snake Paul. Steer clear of the Jake Paul fanbase, or your braincells may explode.

Look! It's a group of JakePaulers acting like brain dead zombies!

by summer18 March 5, 2018

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