Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

Judas jim

A terrible cunt

The cunt judas jim has just got me a death sentence. Not only helping himself but others who are in deep shit.

by TUPPE November 7, 2019

Judas priest

Alexander Anderson, character from Hellsing series was refered to as judas priest

- He is Alexander Anderson!!
- Who?
- Judas Priest!
- Like that music band?
- THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!!

by Hakunaruma February 4, 2021

Judas Priest

The best metal band to grace the planet along with Iron Maiden unlike artists today who sing about sex, drugs, and their relationship issues.

Judas Priest is the best planet that God has graced us with.

by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022

Judas Kiss

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact

“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”

by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023

Judas Priest

One of the most influential bands in Heavy metal. Rob Halford is the vocalist of the band and has been influential to alot of metal vocalists today. Judas Priest has influenced power Metal Bands such as ANGRA and Helloween. Helloween has even done a cover of Electric Eye which absolutely slaps.

Rob Halford of Judas Priest is one of the best vocalists ever. The man can scream like a pissed demon.

by UltimateDoge November 14, 2023

Judas Kiss

A kiss to the corner of the mouth by a friend of lover with no cause or reason, seemingly random, gentle and innocent in appearance usually given during a moment of high emotional stress or after. This kiss is always followed by a betrayal and some say is a sign of demonic influence or possession.

I knew Tommy was going to be fired the second I saw Cami kiss the corner of his mouth when watching the show, "Landman", that's the Judas Kiss.

by Jury Bourreau January 17, 2026