Jabroni

Nicole Marsfelder

Nicole Marsfelder is a total fucking Jabroni.

by thotbreaker69 October 31, 2019

Steve Jobzombie

A Steve Jobzombie is that asshole who won't shut up about how many Apple products he owns and how vastly superior his Macbook Pro is to any PC on the market. He takes every opportunity to show things off on his iPad and won't listen to music played out of anything but an iHome.

Dude, I don't fucking CARE that your Macbook Air weighs less than a standard paperback book. You are such a fucking Steve Jobzombie. If you love him so much why don't you get pancreatic cancer with him.

by B Nut March 14, 2011

Jorobe

A dude who forgets he's a man and criticizes men for literally everything they do. It's impossible for him to manspain because he gives off big pick me vibes and most likely girls were mean to him when he was little. He also can't take criticism which is why he has limited comments on all his posts (I don't hate Jorobe btw. He just seems like he does what can get him the most validation)

Jorobe be like: Both of these people assaulted a kid but I'm only going to talk about the guy

by Just the facts September 10, 2020

Jabroni

Italian slang used in the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Possibly used to insult a person for various reasons.

1. Charlie: "Just glide one puck just to get the hang of it."
Mac: "Gliding like a jabroni is what I'm gonna be doing."
2. Charlie: "You keep using this word 'jabroni'...and it's awesome!"
Mac: "Yeah I think it's some daigo word or something"

by Cmark6000 May 3, 2018

Jofro

The amazing hair worn by the Jonas Brothers, particularly Kevin and Nicholas.

Girl#1: OMJ Kevin and Nick have great hair!
Girl#2: Yeah, it's called the Jofro.

Girl#1: Wow that guy's hair is really curly.
Girl#2: He has such a wannabe Jofro.

by CMPrincess February 2, 2009

Jabroni

A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.

Our roommate is such a Jabroni.

by Lindser Pants Amadeus November 16, 2010

jobroni

One who does "jobs",loses for money on a regular basis on any given time in any form of competition.

That team lost on purpose,They are nothing but a bunch of jobronis.

by oxbroiler October 11, 2008