Idiot Paradox

A theory that states that the more stupid a person is, the more intelligent they are likely to think they are. This is caused by their incredibly narrow perspective of the world making them think that they know a hell of a lot. For someone to understand that they are stupid requires a certain kind of enlightenment - that they know relatively little - that is unavailable to stupid people.

Therefore, it is impossible for a truly stupid person to be able to admit that they are stupid.

Did you read that book he just wrote? It's too bad the Idiot Paradox won't allow him to realize that it'd be better suited as a toilet paper dispenser.

by Mat Findlay May 26, 2009

idiot

you

you're an idiot

by bigmonkeman June 14, 2021

your an idiot

Irony at its best.

Guy on the internet 1: This sucks
Guy on the internet 2: You suck!
Guy on the internet 1: Your an idiot
Guy on the internet 2: ........BWAHAHHAHA!!!

by A cup of potato juice February 1, 2013

You're an idiot

It is a girl who has trouble showing emotion way of saying I love you without having to say the actual words

*small smile* *shakes head lightly* " You're an idiot "

by YourWrongImRight May 14, 2015

Blue pale idiot

basically google mocking dan

Me: searches blue pale idiot
google: dantdm
Me: wtf google

by someonedum November 30, 2021

Idiothole

A mild insult, coined on the Adam and Joe BBC 6music show.

"What an idiothole!"

by Whirlwindx April 11, 2009

Idiot boy

Used to describe someone who has said something really stupid. Can also be used in some occasions when they do something stupid. When used it is said in a long droaning voice and repeated over and over until the person that did something stupid gets really mad at you,possibly resulting in you getting hit.

Jake: WAIT, George Foreman the grill salesman is the same Person as George Foreman the boxer?!

David: IIIIIIDIOT BOOYYYYY, IIIIIIDIOT BOOYYYYYY(etc.)

Jake: SHUTUP, just because im really stupid doesnt make me an idiot boy (WHACK).

by David Z August 11, 2006