Israeled

When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.

Am ISRAELED Chai.

by AmYisraelChai December 28, 2023

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Israeled

When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.

Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."

by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023

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full israel

Going ballastic; causing immense destruction, particularly against children and innocent bystanders. Similar to "going nuclear".

So you're proposing that we go full israel on north korea?

by inconcievable September 29, 2025

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Israeled

Achieving amazing results, given the very difficult surrounding environment.

Bill israeled the ski race course given the very windy conditions.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

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Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.

After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.

by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025

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