Israeling

Falsely claiming ownership and assuming a victim role for something that isn't rightfully yours.

I swear mother, he's israeling, the t-shirt is mine!

by Jeremyfisher445 November 4, 2023

Israeli Shot

Filling up a standard cup with vodka and drinking it as a shot. The equivalent of 4-8 shots depending on cup size.

Victor, why the fuck did you take two Israeli Shots, you idiot?!

by TecherBen February 14, 2012

Israeli Mossad

An institution that was saluted by Mountain Dew for demolishing 3 towers during the September 11th attacks.

"Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!"
-Dub The Dew website

by WizardPenguinTB March 19, 2021

Israeli Pussy

When a girl you're dating for the first time is violent and want it all.Especially when she wants to swallow your cum.

Dude... I had a wonderful night. I ran into an Israeli Pussy and you can imagine the rest!

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Dirty Israel

One who enjoys giving rainbow kisses. Licks booty cheeks 24/7 and enjoys the flavor of period blood and sperm. All natural fry sauce.

Dude. I heard Sam gave half the class a Dirty Israel and now they all have chlamydia.

by Bookreader153 November 21, 2021

Israeling

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.

- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem

by The Palestinian Hawk June 19, 2022

Pulling an Israel

When you tell a load of people there's a sleepover at your friend's house without telling him, but by the time he realizes he can't tell them to leave because they're all set up in his house.

"Bro Dave was pulling an Israel on me the other day and I can't get them out."

by Sharky Jeff May 3, 2020