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intimate friends

A friend of the opposite sex, whom one mutually satisfies their sexual and social needs with, without commitment.
by new2thagame May 13, 2005
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intimacy concert

a concert were everyone in the audience engage in coital activities, regardless of sex age and race.
meph: "damn that intimacy concert went really well. i think i scored at least 5 times"

cold: "hah amateur, what concert did you go to? i went to whatever's intimacy concert at the ANBU-dome stadium, home of the 'whatever stikers' fotball team. i lost count on how many times i scored."
by broccolee July 18, 2008
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Interanal Gerbilation

The act in which a tube is shoved into a man's ass and a gerbil let loose inside. The bewildered animal will crawl through shit and eventually tickle the man's A spot, sending him into orgasm. A gerbil may later be extracted by shining a flashlight into the rectum. Note: Always wash your gerbils.
Anyone cruel enough to subject an innocent animal to interanal gerbilation
needs to be shot.
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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intragnizent

from futurama. a meaningless word used in a context so obvious that it gives away its definition
"as the duly-elected mobsters of this union, it's our duty to support the struggle of these proud, lazy slobs."
"yeah, but what if management remains intragnizent?"
"from the context it is clear what you mean."

i.e. in this instance intragnizent means unwilling to negotiate
by japanimerican August 25, 2006
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Intimacy

Intimacy is:

When you pick up your boyfriend from the airport, drive to the top of the parking garage, and give him the best blow job he’s ever had. And swallow the biggest load ever. And don’t get a drop of cum on his clothes.
When you are driving home from the airport with your boyfriend, find a park, drive into the grass, get a pillow and blanket from your car, and allow and encourage him to perform oral sex in a way you have never before experienced. And have the biggest, wettest orgasm, ever.

When you let your boyfriend gently shave your pubic region for the first time in your life, and tenderly and lovingly rub oils into the area. Then make love. A new, freshly shaven pussy and oil make for a heavenly sexual experience.
When you sit on the bench of the shower while massaging your man’s balls and taking his penis in your mouth until he comes with a powerful explosion of semen.
When you wear a whipped cream teddy for your man’s eating pleasure. The comedy factor comes into this version of intimacy though, because to see his face and ears and hair covered with whipped cream is priceless.
When you go to a movie theater that has recliner seats and sit in the back row, put the arm rest between the seats up, and cuddle just as if you were home in bed watching TV. Of course, the zipper on your jeans can come down to make it easy for your man to make you come right there while watching Denzel Washington use his skills to eliminate the bad guys.
Intimacy is essential to good sexual health.
by momarae October 26, 2014
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Intragalactic

Relating to or existing within the boundaries of a galaxy
NASA released the new will.i.am track, "Reach For The Stars" to the public today at 4pm EDT, in the first intragalactic broadcast from the Mars Curiosity rover.
by parad0x August 28, 2012
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Interactive Wank Bank (IWB)

The name given to an individuals Facebook account with which they use to follow members of the opposite sex in order to achieve sexual arousal.
Example 1:
Boy - "How would you like to become a member of my IWB?"
Girl - "Sure! What is it though?"
Boy - "Never you mind...."

Example 2:
After a tiresome day at work, Dave relieved himself with the aid of his Interactive Wank Bank (IWB).
by IWB April 12, 2013
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