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Intensical

Where something is really really intense and fantastical, resulting in the word intensical.
Wow, that was super intensical!
by MURG111112 September 26, 2009
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Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.
My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
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Intense like that

Intense like that; meaning just being so powerful, extreme and extraordinary that it excuses all actions
“omg he just drank an entire vodka bottle” “ikr, he is just intense like that!!”
by thatcupcakeuser March 27, 2019
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intensifuck

(v): basically intensify, but more extreme. used to enhance the intensity of already intense situations.
Last night, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I intensifucked the situation by introducing my dog, Rex. Everything was better than expected.
by artisticplasticbag August 5, 2010
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intensity

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really shitty team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy
1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.
by D.J. 'Burth December 10, 2008
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Intense

You know it's intense when you start sweating like crazy.
<GB> So I entered a empty air-conditioned room, sat down on a chair by myself and after 5 mins of doing some intense gr. 11 math I was sweating all over the place

<Ped> LoLz!!!!!!111oneoeneon
by Kosty August 7, 2006
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poker incentive

1. Also known as intuition
2. The feeling of confidence one gets when making stupid calls on a draw.
"Why the hell did you just do that?"
"It's called poker incentive"
"Do you mean intuition?"
"What are you, female?"
by G October 1, 2004
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