Innocent

When committing crimes while black.

Did you see than innocent black man get shot during his robbery? We should do a go fund me for gasoline and matches.

by Lil munchkin June 14, 2020

Innocent thickie

Whilst indulging in group anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, three guys secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting thicker creamy mix of semen and faeces produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent thickie.

"Dood, we nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent thickie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009

Nobody is innocent

I hate it when people say there are innocent people. Nobody is innocent

Nobody is innocent. There is no such thing as innocent people.

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

Innocent bystander

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

innocent patrick

An innocent Patrick is a young individual who displays a complete misunderstanding of basic social contexts and the most simple and instinctive of references. He must be male but does not necessarily need to be named Patrick. Indeed a Jim, Brian or Paul could all be perfectly accurately described as an 'innocent Patrick'.

Sheila: "Did Micheal remember to let the donkey out into the field?"
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".

by bigballafatdollastacks June 11, 2014

innocent sex

Innocent sex is when two Christian people cosplay as a pope and a nun and begin to have sex from dawn to dusk while only saying oh my God, jesus christ, or saying things from a Bible.

Larry: Hey Roger do you think Susan will do innocent sex with me
Roger: Well as long as you have the clothes, a Bible, and the stamina she might.

by Odyssey Angel July 31, 2021

innocentia

innocentia is not a boss ass bitch she is an ugly ass hoe who gets no bitches and she stank like a rotten ass crawfish not to mention her big ass gap in her teeth and her ass them hoes stretch back all the way back into the 90's with her fugly ass

innocentia makes me wanna kill myself! she's such a slut, i heard she slept with a pre-schooler..

by joiricho April 13, 2023