AMUSEMENT-ITIS is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you have made them laugh in the past.
Example:
“I just told a joke” “Yeah but it wasn’t funny”
“But I have made you laugh multiple times before, I must have AMUSEMENT-ITIS.”
“I just told a joke” “Yeah but it wasn’t funny”
“But I have made you laugh multiple times before, I must have AMUSEMENT-ITIS.”
by Haha you don’t know who I am May 15, 2020
The state one enters after eating a lot of food. Symptoms include instant second trimester of food baby pregnancy, inability to want to get up from sitting, and drowsiness.
by Enclave July 12, 2011
When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old
Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!
by Dr. Kaybien November 28, 2020
man look at that guy he thinks that garbage skank wants him for his dick when she wants him for a house such doce-itis
by SexyDaddy June 27, 2009
by merisbear December 26, 2014
Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.
"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."
by TheRealEnsychopledia May 07, 2020
the nicki minaj disease/infection. causes: close contact with nicki minaj in the roblox game survive nicki minaj in area 51
by cwalling all barbz January 23, 2022