Hungarian Barbarian

A person of hungarian origin who is drunk beyond his/her capability.

- Did you see Janos yasterday at the party!? He was a freakin hungarian barbarian dude!

by ChrisSteele April 3, 2008

Hungarian

Hungarians are the most intellectual people in Europe. They are naturally sexual people, whose eyes can captivate anyone. They are the extremely beautiful, especially the women and are known for their feneks. Since, they are extrememly sexual, intellecual and beautiful, Hungarians are the most wanted companion. Beware, they also love to drink, especially palinka. More than likely they will drink anyone under the table, then take you money and drive away with your car, which they will probably sell for parts. However, in the morning you wouldn't mind, because the sex was worth it.

From the movie Tombstone, the woman with Val Kilmer, is referred to as "A Hungarian Devil"

"Dude, I had the best time of my life last night. She was amazing and did things to me I didn't even know you could do. Can you pick me up though, because I think she stole me car."

by hungariandevil July 27, 2009

Hungarian Free Kick

While eating a girl out, someone sneaks up on you and sticks his finger up your asshole.

Will: Shiit, I was eating my girl out the other day, and some dousche fag came up became me and stuck his finger up my ass.

Jazzy Jeff: Oh damn! He got you with the Hungarian Free Kick!

by FengCao July 29, 2009

The Hungarian Kiss

When a guy cums in his girl friend's mouth and then she kisses him immediately afterwards.

When I walked into my room the other day, I saw McMahon about to get The Hungarian Kiss.

by TheLuckyPrince December 11, 2010

Hungarian stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

by feldermaus November 4, 2008

Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

by The_Administrator December 15, 2010

Oklahoma Hunkachunk

Banging two fat chicks and busting a nut in one of their belly buttons and making the other fat chick drink it out

I had the beer goggles on last night and ended up with two fat girls. At least I was able to get an Oklahoma Hunkachunk in there.

by poot2913 December 2, 2009