Ernest Hemingway

An absolute fucking unit, and a guy that cannot keep his dick in his trousers

Ernest Hemingway banged my wife..

by Ernest Hemingway May 16, 2022

New York hummingbird

Bullet

Man, I had to dodge 5 New York Hummingbirds today

by Erthpig February 14, 2014

hummingbird

Sex position when you get your woman perpendicular to you so one of her legs is wrapped around your neck and the other is wrapped around your legs. Then you rapidly thrust and flap your arms so both of you look like a hummingbird in flight. It helps if she swallows your nectar to finish the job.

Guy 1: Emily used to be a contortionist, so we did the hummingbird all night long.

Guy 2: Is that even possible?

by Henry Spivy February 24, 2009

hemingway

Verb, to blow one's brains out with a shotgun. Usually used in reference to suicide, but can be used to denote homicide as well. Named after American author Ernest Hemingway who died by hemingway.

John: Did you hear? Kurt Cobain died!!
Jane: Yeah, I heard he hemingwayed himself!

John: I hate this office job! I might have to hemingway everybody in here!

by Kraft_d May 19, 2010

Humming Ludacris

A phrase spoken when falling asleep or passing out during oral or vagina sex to avoid woman becoming upset. The phrase can either buy you time or will cause confusion and take the focus off of your biff.

(couple during intercourse)
Woman: Are you sleeping!?
Man: No, I'm just humming Ludacris.

by DannyHimes January 27, 2006

hummingbird juice

Some liquid that is actually 150 proof alcohol of the strong type. Beware of giving it to certain irish people named pat.
Effects: Laying on concrete
Weird shuffles claiming to be dances
Comments you dont normally hear, including terrible nicks sister jokes

"I think its hummingbird juice...?"
Guiness has nothing on the hummingbird juice.

by the butch May 10, 2005

humming bird

An adjective to describe someone's happiness.

James was so humming bird after he got his new car.

by hummingLMAH September 8, 2011