houston texans

expansion team

The Texans are 2 years old

by ZZ99 March 23, 2004

houston handbag

when a skier is carrying his skis, poles and boots in a certain way. the skis go together, then each pole strap goes over one end of the skis, creating a handle-like carrying system. for it to be a complete houston handbag, the ends of the skis must be covered by your boots

look at that doof, walkin around base with his houston handbag

by moli66 January 14, 2009

Houston

A very complex, intriguing, sexy, mind blowing, stupid ass man.

Hobbies include making me chase him and fucking.
His favorite pass time is blocking me and laughing about it till he pees his pants.

Very macho in every sense of the word...speaking of words, in Houston language hate means love. It's a good thing he tells me that he hates me every day (;

Houston is in "hate" with a girl who will do anything he asks her to do.

Always keeps me on my toes literally. Never know what he'll do next. Is he going to love or hate you today?

Oh my God, he just blocked me he's such a Houston.

by Midget girl August 31, 2016

Houston

Houston, (pronounced Yew-Ston)is the best place to live in the world. Home of Beyonce,Mike Jones,Paul Wall, Chamillionaire, Bun B, Slim Thug, and countless other rappers. Also the starting place of ZZ Top. The first words from the moon were heard here. And the Medical Center is the best in the world. Living in Houston is the greatest.

1. The guy who said Houston sucks is a fanny.
2. Dallas and Austin ain't got nothing on Houston

by Daniel34 May 19, 2006

Houston Air Conditioner

When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.

It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.

by hbmn June 29, 2011

houston

simply put the best city in the united states and the home to screwed and chopped. the rap scene is incredible with artists such as trae z-ro ugk suc and etc that buck the trend and rap about life instead of cars money an women. also known as h town screwston hustle town

holla from the southside of houston.

by lisa marie m August 5, 2007

Whitney Houston high

To be very obviously, and publicly fucked up on some sort of drug.

Did you see her last night? damn...she was whitney houston high!

by claridiva2000 January 29, 2015