Hotel Marriage

A union for the sole purpose of being able to have sex that isn't outside of a marriage. The couple is usually young and have been engaged for a very short period of time. The girl is usually a 'virgin'. At least one set of parets disapproves. There is usually a credible friend (usually a crazy aunt) that will vouch for the sincerity of the relationship and proclaim that they really are going to "make it"

Robert and Nichole met in college 2 semesters ago. Nichole is a "virgin" and saving herself for marriage. Nichole and Robert decide to elope to the courthouse so that they can consumate the hotel marriage right away. Nichole's parents are devastated. Robert's aunt, Christina, is convinced that they are "made for each other" and are going to be married 50 years. Unless Nichole gets pregnant first.

by Robert Joe James February 19, 2009

Hotel Sex

When two people rent a room to have sex in

Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?

Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!

by SlopNChop December 31, 2018

Hotel Party

When a bunch of skanky people go to a hotel to drink, "have fun" and do dirty things

"Lauryn was telling me about her awsome hotel party she was at and how wasted she was."

by roth dork March 22, 2004

hotel frank

adjective;

A person or situation that is in some way inferior or pathetic or not good;
Detrimental.

Example 1:
<guy 1> Hey bro, whats up?
<guy 2> Man, i just had a hot date with a totally bitchen girl, and I screwed it up
<guy 1> That blows big time, dude. What happened?
<guy 2> It was all going so well, we went up to her room and she was so hot for me I decided to put the dogs in the bathub but then BAM!  the next thing i know ive tripled myself!
<guy 1> ahhh shit dude, that is totally hotel frank!
<guy 2> fuck you man i dont need that from you, shiiiiiit 

Example 2:
<guy 1> Hey dude, did u see the way those protesters chased that girl for staying at Hotel Frank?
<guy 2> yeah mate, the way they treated her was totally hotel frank.

by SirEatonSkones September 25, 2011

hotel diablo

Literally the best album in the world. Love ya mgk.

If you listen to machine gun kelly kiss me rn.

Hotel diablo is mgk's best album

by raw potatoes November 22, 2021

Hotel California

California state prison facility, usually a level 3 or 4 yard (medium to high security) or else the SHU. References the Eagles' classic song, particularly the line "you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."

CO: "Welcome to Hotel California bitches!"

by tommythegun January 3, 2007

Hotel Muffler

Using hotel towels to muffle your farts while shacked up in a hotel with a strange woman.

When you are in a hotel room with strange woman about to get blown but you need to fart. You go into the bathroom, grab all the towels, hold them up to your ass and fart. Hence a hotel muffler. She suspects nothing unless she uses one off the towels to clean the gizz off her face

by Chilltown37 September 24, 2006