hoeliner

Eyebrow pencil used to draw a black "accent" line around women's lips. Usually accompanied by shiny lip gloss or bright red lipstick.

Even if she doesn't put on any other makeup, she won't be seen in public without her hoeliner.

by TWP August 22, 2012

ass-holiness

1- Behavior whereby one uses religion or adherence to spiritual principles as justification to behave in a judgmental or negative manner.

2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.

3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.

People who call themselves 'biblical literalists' are engaging in ass-holiness when they disregard inconsistencies in the bible, or resort to interpretive gymnastics to get around one issue (like subjugation of women, or adultery brought about by divorce), while vainly clinging to strict interpretations of other passages (such as prohibition of masturbation, or condemnation of male homosexuality).

by Googie Whithers June 30, 2010

Horliness

A word that describes the horny state of a person while he/she is felling lonely. It’s a combination of the world “horny” and “loneliness”.

Exemple: the line from the Bretney Spears song “my loneliness is killing me” can be replaced by “my horliness is killing me” depending on your state of mind

by Olivlolive April 23, 2020

hotlink

Term used by the computer-illiterate to describe a hyperlink. The usual culprits are those who setup internet messageboards without any IT knowledge and begin to use this other, meaningless word. Their most heinous crime is when they impose this new word and practically force everyone else to speak their illiterate language.

It's actual meaning is to directly link to an image or object from another website, which isn't the same at all.

"Don't post hotlinks here"
"No hotlinking"

or conversations such as:

A:"No hotlinking"
B:"What's a hotlink?"
A:"You linked to another page"
B:"You mean Hyperlink?"
A:"No - hotlink"
B:"I posted a link to another page - that's not a hotlink!"
A: "Erm...Umm... This is my website! You're Banned!!"

by Righteous Martinus April 24, 2005

hotinerary

a schedule or to-do list of plans that involve sex plans, raunchy behavior, and general unmentionable acts

John can't hang out this weekend because he has a full hotinerary.

by ScottyboiF June 16, 2008

hotlink

1. (n): The connection of one woman's vagina, to another woman's vagina by a previously microwaved double ended dildo.

2. (v): The process of two women connecting via a previously microwaved double ended dildo.

1. She had to visit the doctor because she burned her vag during a hotlink last night.
2. Dayum, I'd like to watch those two hotties hotlink!

by tittytwister69 June 3, 2014

Hotlinking

The act of, whether intentionally or unintentionally, masturbating with a spicy substance on one's hand.

Root - "Hotlink" - a spicy sausage often served at backyard BBQ's

I forgot I ate those flaming hot cheetos for dinner and ended up hotlinking later that night, it sucked!

by Bob Disdik October 2, 2011