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chicago hot pocket

When you put tostino's pizza rolls between your butt cheeks and fart on them and then serve your friends or family members.
Grandma said she was hungry so i made her a Chicago hot pocket.
by 7ft chef July 14, 2014
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New York hot pocket

Where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. A guy opens her up and stuffs his balls in her (like two fallafel balls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said balls (like tahini paste). For this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)
Everyone raise a glass, I'd like to thank our hosts, Bartholomew and Kitty for putting on the most splendid New York Hot Pocket we've ever seen.
by The Fertilizer March 23, 2010
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Jersey Hot Pocket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.
by Rockon1885 December 22, 2008
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Alabamha Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,
Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?
by Lobonfiend April 22, 2009
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Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it
Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket
by redneck101 November 21, 2013
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New Delhi Hot Pocket

Similar to the sexual act of the Alabama Hot Pocket, except the recipient is a woman pooping on the streets and then a man approaches her and rapes her with the poop still inside the ass.
Source:
George, Rose. “Open Defecation in India Can Lead to Rape. Now, Women Are Demanding Toilets.” The Huffington Post, TheHuffingtonPost.com, 30 July 2016, www.huffingtonpost.com/rose-george/open-defecation-india_b_7898834.html.
Nabhya was constipated because of the fear of Nathaniel Sawant giving her a New Delhi Hot Pocket while she is vulnerable.
by vanilaBean June 24, 2018
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Alabama hot pocket

When the girl opens her vagina so the male can shit inside her vagina then they carry on having sex
by Ya Boi Porn December 1, 2018
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