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Homerism

Being blindly devoted to your favorite sports team wether they are good or not.
Saying clearly untrue things about your favorite team (i.e. Jamarcus Russell was the best qb ever)
Should only be used in a derogatory way of describing an annoying fan (i.e. Lakers "fans")
person 1: I can't believe kobe didnt get that foul call, he got hammered there
Person 2: Dude, no one touched him, you can clearly see in the replay no one was within 3 feet of him
Person 1: Thats b.s. man its just the angle of the camera
Person 2: Classic case of homerism
by Longhorn7 September 16, 2012
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homerberg

A homerberg is a lazy fat cunt that plays xbox all day. He doesn’t have parents. He doesn’t have goals. He is EXTREMELY FAT. His friends aren’t actually his friends, they just make fun of him and touch his penis. He has more acne than skin, and he only plays trash video games like Siege.
He ate Cheetos all day , what a homerberg
by Roccowiththebigcock March 21, 2019
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Arabian Homerun

When you put your balls on someones eyes while theyre passed out and then continuously slap them like hitting a homerun in baseball.
Man when he passed out we all gave him an Arabian Homerun.
by K-Noodle October 30, 2006
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Homer Simpson rule

A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)

After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.

Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".

Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"

And then he eats it.

God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010
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Homer

the patriarch of The Simpsons funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his classic catch phrases.
"Homer's Odyssey? Is this about the time i rented that minivan?"
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
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Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways
The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!
by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006
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Homerowsexual

Homerowsexuality refers to sexual behavior with or attraction to people on the internet.
"Mike: John, I have something to tell you."
"John: What?"
"Mike: I'm homerowsexual."
by Dr.Bignasty August 2, 2008
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