davidbrookstone's definitions

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.

Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!

by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011

the king

Mascot for Burger King. Appears on many Burger King commercials and tends to be very random. Does some pretty funny shit.

the king has a huge wang.

by davidbrookstone December 18, 2005

Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways

The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!

by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006

The Call

When you know your gonna have randy crap.

O shit, the trains gonna leave the station, this is the call, I better head to the john.

by davidbrookstone September 3, 2005