The Call

When you know your gonna have randy crap.

O shit, the trains gonna leave the station, this is the call, I better head to the john.

by davidbrookstone August 09, 2005

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toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.

Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!

by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011

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Mascot for Burger King. Appears on many Burger King commercials and tends to be very random. Does some pretty funny shit.

the king has a huge wang.

by davidbrookstone November 14, 2005

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really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways

The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!

by davidbrookstone November 02, 2006

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