by An Asian Mammoth November 29, 2017

When you’re with a chick of mostly Indian descent, and you finna eat her out but get that low rumble in your tummy and puke in her pussy, then EAT THAT SHIT OUT ANYWAY
Grandma: Can you take me to my chemo appointment today?
You: Excuse me? Fuck no, i’m getting fucking up on some Holden Curry with this India chick later and I will be out of the office for a minute, old hag.
You: Excuse me? Fuck no, i’m getting fucking up on some Holden Curry with this India chick later and I will be out of the office for a minute, old hag.
by The Master Chef 69 November 3, 2023

The main character in the best book to ever be written, Catcher in the Rye. He is spunky, super self-centered, overall a jerk, but he is lowkey loveable and I can kinda relate to him. I wouldn't be surprised if he was secretly everyone's comfort character after reading the book. I wanna be best friends with him.
by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

by El conquistadorr May 14, 2022

man with good genetics. known for having no personality but a body. bc of this girls only like him for his body, nothing else. He is a wrestler and Syosset High school and is very bad. His record is a whopping 1-3 and struggles to win anything
by Black default skin March 10, 2022

Holden Scearce is very short, kinda smart, and acts autistic even though he isn't. Has a lot of friends and tries his best too pay attention in class even when his friends are being distracting.
by furby destroyer May 11, 2022

Holden Page is the hottest person alive besides lighting McQueen. If you’re ever lucky enough to meet Sir Holden Page, suck his dick.
by Cash money 1242 November 11, 2020
