hoedasity

when a hoe has the audacity to wear something

i cant believe she has the hoedasity to wear that dress

by basicyapper6 March 8, 2018

Hoedini

Girl who uses her attractiveness to gain something from you, then ghosts you.

I brought drinks for a girl & asked for her number. When I turned around for a sec she disappeared. She's a hoedini.

by saven7 May 22, 2020

Hoedy

when you say hi to a whore/hoe

Hoedy there!

by Saxemist August 29, 2022

hangdown hoedown

See Definition for pants-off dance-off

While at my cousin's house, we found ourselves naked. Then the music started. So we had ourselves a hangdown hoedown.

by captain fartpants July 10, 2016

west texas hoedown

a sexual act that takes part between one woman and 4 or more men, usually from different nationalities

"Charlie, what's a West Texas Hoedown?"
"I don't know, Sarah, why's that?"
"Well I asked Becky what she was up to for the weekend, and that's what she told me!"

by Mister.H May 7, 2015

Hoe’d

To get done dirty by an individual or group of people

Me in the group chat: Yo y’all tryna go see that new movie

Group chat: *no reply

Me in the group: y’all really just hoe’d me

by Bull City Slang September 2, 2019

hoedown

A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.

Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."

by sikwill December 28, 2005