blythe henson

Sexy ass blonde texan with the nicest ass ever created on a womans body

DAMN!..I wanna do Blythe Henson.

by BRAD October 19, 2004

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005

Helsinki Syndrome

When a Scandinavian country holds an American president long enough so that they can become indoctrinated In into their Russian captors beliefs.

Today’s American president spent two hours with the Russian president and damn, he’s already corroborated. I thought the Helsinki Syndrome would take longer than this up north.

by Russksipuppet July 19, 2018

Van Helsing

Slang for "that person sings like Hell!".

Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.

Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!

by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006

tim henson

The host of the Distorted View Daily podcast. You might like it if you are looking at random words on here! His followers are referred to as "Freaks."

Tim Henson played the sound from a gay fisting video at the beginning of Distorted View.

by Cactus Jack May 21, 2021

Helsinki hell hole

When performing oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus, one inserts a few "cinnamon altoids" into the recipiants vigina in a fashion similar to that of inserting quarters into a vending machine. This action increases the intensity of the experience, leaving the tongue and vagina with a strong flaming sensation.

Does anybody have 50 cents I can have for some Cinnamon Altoids? Tonight I have a date with Felicia, and I would like to give her the Helsinki hell hole.

by Bill Hill McGill November 28, 2006

Jim Henson Job

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.

What did you do that for? You're a Jim Henson Job

by Funkyisms July 20, 2016