Curve Helper

The person who achieves the lowest score on the exam, thereby lowering the expectation for the rest of the class. This person, unlike the curve breaker, deserves the gratitude of the rest of the students.

Without the curve helper my 82% would have been a be, but thanks to their extraordinary efforts, it's now an A!

by MTDW January 22, 2009

Anti-Helping

When you take action, intending to solve a problem, but end up making it worse.

Jim intended to help Sally unload her car after a long day of shopping. Her little sister screamed with delight when she saw the PS3 in his hands.
"That was her birthday present you dweeb!",said Sally. "You are anti-helping!"

by DGMA January 29, 2009

Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008

dugan helper

slang for cigarette lighter

Let me get that dugan helper so I can spark this dugan.

by abc11112 November 30, 2010

herpies

A very deadly and painful STD that comes from having sex with someone infected with herpes that is also not very good at spelling. Quite similar to ghonorrea.

Various people that posted definitions for groupie, Good times, klax, corn, Prostawhore, herp, *erica* Twatslut, and ahg seem to think herpies is a word.

by Kenthar January 13, 2004

tuna helper

the friend of yours that you let service your lady while you're out of town, sick, locked-up, etc..

i had to leave town for a few days so i appointed mike my tuna helper

by fishegg July 12, 2004

Helpless Cat

When a cat is completely helpless.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.

-Will was a Helpless Cat today.
-Leader completely owned him.

by NOTGIBRAN234 May 24, 2010