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Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!
Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!
by ssqwad December 29, 2014
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handler

Responsible for making sure that the talent knows when they are to perform, where they are to perform, and what time they are to be there. a.k.a. "Talent handler."
The producer said I had more patience than Job, so could possibly work as a handler.
by angelsix December 14, 2008
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handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.
Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.
by ANTMFan October 26, 2011
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wig handler

The female analog of a weed carrier. A lesser and often disposable assistant to a female or member of her entourage.
Nicole Richie made a decent living as Paris Hilton's wig handler on the Simple Life.

Destiny's Child are glorified wig handlers for Beyonce.
by Darrell Johnson September 3, 2007
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Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.
Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."
by mb95482 September 8, 2010
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one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy
any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner
by Snarfy December 18, 2011
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Left handed

A person whose left hand is the dominant one. About 12% of people are left handed.
Being left handed is genetic, it's not a preference.
by MaggieChow June 29, 2010
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