a person, usually male, who just has to fuck the biggest, fattest, ugliest bitches he can possibly get his hands on. no questions asked. always demanding the grossest pig in the bar, saloon, lounge, or club..
did you see that fat fukn huge, ugly cunt Lane was with last nite, that guy only handles premium aaa hawgs.
Ya, he is a total hawg handler!
Ya, he is a total hawg handler!
by hawg handler June 15, 2011
Get the hawg handler mug.I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.
by Haggisface December 8, 2012
Get the Gash handler mug.This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.
Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.
by FreekyD February 16, 2020
Get the turkish pearl handler mug.1.A handler, is a term to refer to a manager who controls and writes for one or more wrestlers or valets.
2.A married man who takes advantage of his wife.
3.A man who holds on to money at the bank.
2.A married man who takes advantage of his wife.
3.A man who holds on to money at the bank.
by OUTOFMEMORY September 4, 2009
Get the Handler mug.Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.
Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.
It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.
It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.
by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010
Get the concord grape handler mug.quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.
by missmk420 October 20, 2008
Get the Chelsea Handler mug.A person who only gets in relationships with mentally ill people. A handler either wants to “fix” the person or thinks an experience with them would be “interesting”. They often decide to end the relationship when the person they are dating gets better help.
Person A: Hey how’s Anna?
Person B: Fuck if I know, she dumped me as soon as I started taking meds that work.
Person A: Jesus, forget about that handler
Person B: Fuck if I know, she dumped me as soon as I started taking meds that work.
Person A: Jesus, forget about that handler
by tommyboy666 December 2, 2017
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