Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.
A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?
Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.
James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.
Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.
James: I'm not.
Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.
James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.
Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.
James: I'm not.
by lazyfatbum May 3, 2009
Get the Hamsmug. Someone incredibley cute, usually said as as "a little ham", doesn't even have to try, they're just an all around cutie
Essentially a peice of meat, hunky and savory and cute
Essentially a peice of meat, hunky and savory and cute
by Gub January 18, 2015
Get the a hammug. by Nas March 22, 2004
Get the ham itmug. by whoisurdanny October 9, 2008
Get the hammedmug. Hot Asian Man/Men. Can be found at beaches with out shirts. Are realted to HAW's (hot asian women). Love it when u smack that!!! <3
by Krazychichi18 May 15, 2007
Get the HAMmug. 1.H.A.M. {Hawd as a muthfqka}
Goin in 110%. Watever the situation may have been "HAM" loosin all control nd acting out.
2.Also can mean acted so wildly that the behavior can be likened to a pig aka ham
Goin in 110%. Watever the situation may have been "HAM" loosin all control nd acting out.
2.Also can mean acted so wildly that the behavior can be likened to a pig aka ham
1.Im boutsa go Ham in this new outfit I got, Imma shut the club down
2.Yo, that party was crazy.Everybody was goin Ham in that place
2.Yo, that party was crazy.Everybody was goin Ham in that place
by Q0703 February 21, 2010
Get the HAMmug.