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havin a mare

Phrase. Short for "Having a nightmare".

Often used when things have gone completely tits up and you have no control over what the fuck is going on.

Small "mares" are usually caused by physics practicals, but larger ones are usually due to women.
The Ultimate Mare: Going out with a fit girl for two years, splitting up while living with her, sleeping with her friend, sleeping with ex again a few weeks later, pulling another of your ex's friends a few weeks after, then telling your ex the gory details including the fact that you did not play it safe with either and that she may now have got de baad AIDS.
by MofoLoadOShit February 4, 2005
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Having a waa

Used to describe the act of crying or being upset, usually when something is not worth being upset about.
The same as having a cry, with the word waa being used to describe the sound of crying.
Sarah's having a waa because she can't find her shoe.

Woaah, don't have a waa at me!
by Ampy October 28, 2010
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There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.
The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.
by Sensei Phil October 27, 2020
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having a cow

being extreamly stressed and pissed off
'chill man, don't have a cow'
by gib March 19, 2004
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having swag together

when two or more people agree or understand each other to some extent on one particular topic or point of view
Mattyk really understands why Adrian is a chode. We totally have swag together. did i mention the winning cause we are having swag together.
by Mattyk and charlie July 1, 2011
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Havin' a time

Havin' a time is slang from eastern Canada, which means having fun, having a good time, just in a general state of well-being.

Generally, if one is havin' a time, he or she is doing pretty well.
Seamus was just sittin' at the bar, havin' a time.

"What're ya doin' over there, b'y?"
"Havin' a time! Yas should come join!"
by Cacaphonous Mischief October 19, 2009
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Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.
JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.
by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008
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