haggard

totally crap or bad mega below average

callum is a haggard mess

by Jim Mcdonald May 13, 2005

Haggard

Totally yasted and consumed. Good for nothing. A sap of resources. Stymies and frustrates all attempts at progress or production.

"George" is an imbecilic waste of all he consumes. Shuffles his feet whilst spinning long yarns about his supposed conquests, while a string of sticky spittle mouth buger connects his upper and lower lips. Always trying to run a game on everyone, friend or foe. A total life-sucking leech, an impacted mass on the colon, festering. That is one haggard burned-out scheister.

by dallasman April 15, 2006

haggadorn

a haggadorn is a smoking hot japanese girl that was raised in america

you should see the gurl im dating---shes a total haggadorn

by pinche huero November 27, 2007

haggard tittie

Something or someone that is beyond worthless or hopelessly passé. Used to describe anything or anyone that sucks, is boring or is worn out.

Gregory is such haggard tittie.

by J.Q.T. October 20, 2003

haggard neden

nasty raunchey dirty fish smellin neden

yo mariah pope has a haggard neden

by nunya busnass January 6, 2005

Haggard

a fat, ugly girl with a messed up face who is just rottenly unfortunate looking.

ohh god that chick is haggard.

by angie May 13, 2005

haggard

something that makes you feel like shit or think of feeling like shit, also something that sucks and something that makes you to shoot out puke like the exercist

woah that fat bitch's ass is out and you can see shit hanging out of her pants! thats fucking haggard dude! that bitch is haggard as hell!

by my nigga scar face July 26, 2006