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Hob-Crocker

When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.
Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!
by butpoop October 30, 2014
mugGet the Hob-Crockermug.

Hobbing The Chow

A reference to the speed at which food is delivered, usually in a public setting. Sometimes referenced as put a hob on the chow.
This place is really hobbing the chow. Could you please put a hob on the chow?
by universalrundell January 28, 2009
mugGet the Hobbing The Chowmug.

hob nob

an anus so heavily bespangled by winettry that it takes on the appearence of the much loved family biscuit
once i forgot to wipe and got a bastard hob nob
by bob June 5, 2003
mugGet the hob nobmug.

Hob

To breath over food. The act of opening your mouth as to say "ahh" over a plate or spoon of someone else's food.
Here, take the chicken! You already Hobbed on it!
by abstrak8 March 14, 2005
mugGet the Hobmug.

hob nob with the fems

After we won state we went to hob nob with the fems
by Julesz March 3, 2022
mugGet the hob nob with the femsmug.

hob my nob

Guy: "Hey girl, hob my nob."
Girl: "Sure thing daddy."
by HOBBYNOBBY October 31, 2008
mugGet the hob my nobmug.

Hob Nob Goblin

Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.
"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"
by bigriverhuntingexpert March 14, 2012
mugGet the Hob Nob Goblinmug.

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