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Horse Trade

A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.
Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!
by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021
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Tratty Horse

The Tratty Horse is commonly defined as a mixture between the Tratty which is a Santa-like animal disguised as a woman, however the disguise is not perfect and male traits sneak into the Tratty. The mixture also includes the horse which is a pregnant-horse hybrid in the body of a female.(we think) Together these two make a powerful creature known now as the “Tratty-Horse” Tratty Horses are also known to be VERY stinky, ruthless, and soulless.
the boys laughed and snickered as they watched the tall skinny man girl walk by, “oh my gosh, she such a tratty horse,” they exclaimed.
by Maternity witch mouse May 17, 2022
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Horseback rider

Very dedicated to her sport.Talks to her horse like its a person.Spends night and day at the barn.Can get over any guy with the help of her horse
I which i could date a "horseback rider" beacause they are flexiable
by ctb16 March 23, 2010
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pie in the horse

Snoop Dogg's answer to "Fill in the blank. Pie in the ..." on Family Feud.
I found a pie in the horse while smoking that dank ass weed.
by ntp479 July 17, 2016
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Long Horse

A non-hostile fictional creation of Trevor Henderson. It appears in the shape of a horses neck, but the neck extends infinitely with no end in side. The face looks sort of like the skeleton of a horse with very little hair. He smells strongly of cinnamon and makes creaking and cracking noises like bones snapping as it moves its neck. Despite its scary appearance, long-horse is not necessarily friendly, but non-hostile. He wont attack you.
Girl: What is that horrifying creature outside my window

Boy: Don't worry, its just long horse. He wont hurt you.

Girl: Oh, okay.
by VoidEmpress November 16, 2019
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Horse Shit Casserole

A situation or place that produces the elements of drama, rumor, fiction, and nonsense. These elements are mixed together in such a way as to cause any rational thinking person to avoid this situation or place.
Traveler #1: What place is that we just drove through?

Traveler #2: Pawhuska, Oklahoma. I hear that place is a horse shit casserole.
by skypie June 29, 2011
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beating a dead horse

It doesn't matter how much you want to continue riding beating a dead horse is not going to get you anywhere.

If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.

If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.
Someone breaks up with there girl/boyfriend and continues to bitch about them to there friends weeks later. That person is beating a dead horse, the relationship is over there is no point in thinking about it since the matter is already resolved with you having broken up.

Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it

Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.

Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it
by Bradley Groot February 19, 2008
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