Sexy Guinness

Runny black turd with gash froth on top.

Who wants a sexy Guinness?

by Patrick-the-sweaty-Pigman October 26, 2013

guine

when you lose the touch of reality and then proceed to tweak the fuck out

Person 1: "aye you heard about bro?"
Person 2: "last time i checked he was going guine"

by guineout September 21, 2023

na-guinness

a Filipino slang for 'corrected'. it is a reference to the act of Marcos supporters claiming that the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan at Ilocos Norte is the longest caravan in the world. Guinness saw this and they commented that the title 'longest caravan' does not belong to the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan. Hence, the term 'na-guinness' was born.

Na-guinness sila ng kanilang guro dahil mali kanina ang sagot nila sa klase. (English : The teacher corrected them because their answer was wrong during class a while ago.)

by istambeyzaloob4n April 19, 2022

Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

guin

a slang term taken from the word penguin, meaning something is “not fly”

Pronounced “gWIN”

dude this guy’s a poser, his shoes are so guin

by emilyanemone May 5, 2024

Guin

A guin is a human-penguin hybrid. Guins are fiercely protective of other guins and commonly place the welfare of non-guins far below their own kind. Guins also deny the existence of guins and in outside conversation will treat them along the same lines as the loch ness monster, bigfoot, extraterrestrials or the mafia.

There is no such thing as guins. (wink wink)

by CFishbone July 28, 2023

Na-guinness

Na fact check

Alam mo ba na Na-guinness ang post ni marites?

by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022