Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

on Guinness

when your trying to convey that something you did was 100% true.

yes I'm high right now on Guinness bro.

by lifeoftristan November 5, 2022

Guinness

Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.

Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

guin

a slang term taken from the word penguin, meaning something is “not fly”

Pronounced “gWIN”

dude this guy’s a poser, his shoes are so guin

by emilyanemone May 5, 2024

Guinness

jerk.

pronounced as 'guy-ness'

James was acting like a Guinness at Wetherspoons.

by earlofward September 29, 2025

Guin

A guin is a human-penguin hybrid. Guins are fiercely protective of other guins and commonly place the welfare of non-guins far below their own kind. Guins also deny the existence of guins and in outside conversation will treat them along the same lines as the loch ness monster, bigfoot, extraterrestrials or the mafia.

There is no such thing as guins. (wink wink)

by CFishbone July 28, 2023

Downing the Guinness

Supping lots of Guinness on the couch while watching the Wescht Ham.

Did you see Neily Downing the Guinness. It's something to behold.

by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020