Dirty Golfer

When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!

Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?

Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!

by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011

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Muddy Golfing

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.

"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"

by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014

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military golf

Means you're going: Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right ...

Another excellent golfing put down.

"Into the trees again boyo, I didn't realise we were playing military golf"

by Jamie Douglas September 8, 2006

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golfa

another spanish word for slut,whore,prostitue

esa pinche golfa se cree...translation...that freakin whore swears!

by Asheree April 11, 2007

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GROF

An internet shorthand for "Get Real or Fry."

It is used to bring someone who has lost a grasp on reality and are setting off on an unreal tangent that is not possible to fulfill in their lifetime.

Man 1: Kelly is fairly attractive.
Man 2: She is totally out of your league.
Man 1: I don't think she is. I intend to marry her.
Man 2: GROF, dude.

by Lannro October 28, 2007

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