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Groinhole

A recently discovered third hole in men.

Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.

As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.

Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
'Where's Jimmy today?'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'
by DoveBoi and VirgoChild March 29, 2010
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Groin clench

When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure because she can't properly fud herself as the situation is too public or she is just too tired.

Often referred to as a minge twinge
Example 1:

Man, Dave Grohl's pretty hot. Pretty damn hot. I'll just have a cheeky groin clench over him as there's way too many people on this damn bus to get proper involved with myself.

Example 2:
A: Girl, you want to get out of this club?
B: Babe, I'm groin clenching at the though of it!
A: Oh Baby! Hummuna Hummuna!

Example 3:
That boy in that advert is pretty hot. I think he deserves some special attention but it's been a long day so he'll just get a groin clench or two.
by VIPizzle April 21, 2011
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Groining

Humping with full-force. Groining is usually dry Humping an inanimate object vigorously just for shits and giggles.
nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)

Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*
by Anykey Keyboard May 10, 2011
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gronk

A derogatory term used to refer to the homeless, particularly those in Seattle.
Anyone know what neighborhood I should move to if I don't want to put up with gronks?
by SeattlelttaeS November 9, 2021
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gronk

A citizen who was born in or lives in the Australian town of Cessnock. They wear cheap plastic thongs, footy shorts and walk around proclaiming about how great there local football team "The Goannas" are.
Person 1: Hey look at that gronk!
Person 2: Yeah hes from Cessnock, go easy on him mate.

Hey you Cesnnock Gronk, get a job ya dole bludger!
by ahooya May 27, 2006
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groin oysters

1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.
The correct way to consume groin oysters is to hold them gently in your mouth and swirl.
by captkenjeroo January 12, 2008
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baby gronk

THE NEW RIZZ KING, the number 1 college football prospect in the country
Did you see Livvy Dunne rizzing Baby Gronk into joining LSU
by Njio June 13, 2023
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