Gridger

A word used to describe any particularly messy,dirty or sloppy child between the ages of 3 and 10.

Pictured as a creature with pointed ears, sharp teeth and finger nails. This creature tears through bagged or boxed food and will freguenty leave a trail of food, food wrappers and other garbage from the kitchen to its lair (bedroom).

I got drunk and crashed at Bob's place last night and had to sleep in the Gridgers room! Man, there was M&M's and Doritos in the bed!!!

by Ajax 1 May 9, 2011

Hang Gliding Over Russia

Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.

Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.

by FlabCaptain February 24, 2010

gridlove

From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
A delusional fantasy that occurs when you glance at the person in the car next to you in a traffic jam and are momentarily convinced that they are the answer to all your hopes and dreams.

Were her feelings real, or were they just gridlove? She didn't care. She just prayed that her lane would catch up to his lane.

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

Gridfaced

The adjective describing someone who slept on their tennis racket.

Tom is gridfaced since last night.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Gradient Fetish

When someone feel sexual attraction to gradients.

I'm so into gradients in different colors, I think a have a gradient fetish.

by cripfart June 25, 2016

Garidien

You are beautiful beyond words the way you present yourself your personality you shine up every room you walk into every man wants you.

I wish I had more like Garidien.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

gradial

of or relating to grades

I love cross-gradial relations

by i love buddy more November 30, 2021