Goonicide

A young African-American individual who committed suicide after getting caught gooning (committing sexual activities on oneself) by an obese woman who needs to be deported.

Bro: Did you hear about the goonicide?
Bro 2: Yeah vro, that woman is such a bitch for posting data shit

by brihttp February 25, 2025

Goonicide

1. When a person is caught gooning and commits suicide
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials

1. Did you hear about the man who killed himself after caught gooning in a car?
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!

by Cockashit July 26, 2025

coonified cheese sandwhich

Something very tasty, can also be used as a greeting

"The monster ate my coonified cheese sandwhich" or as a greeting/in response to hello: "coonified cheese sandwhich"

by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025

Goonification

The act of turning something non-pleasurable into something that brings you great pleasure.

Usually sexually

The car had undergone goonification.

by Thetwentysix November 25, 2025

The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.

Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?

by kosagui January 25, 2026