goober

The penis. Because it often makes men act like fools.
you want to see my goober?
by Deep blue 2012 August 06, 2009
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Goober

A guy who wears fedoras, talks to doors at 5:45 a.m, pronounces "milk" wrong, would marry and have several kids with Cake (if it were possible), and dresses to the left.

The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"
by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011
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goober

slang for a male penis.
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.

A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd
At the movies I ordered a box of Goobers, and a soda,
at the snack bar.

"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."

"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."
by HotFoot July 28, 2009
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Goober

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..
Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!
by Val November 03, 2004
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goober

a dork; someone who does something of dork manner
I forgot where i put my glasses, oops there on my head!!
you are such a goober!!!
by Missy June 13, 2004
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goober

1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.

2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.

3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
Pass me some goobers!

Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!

My friend Eric is a total goober!
by Malcolm X-crement January 02, 2004
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Goober

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.
That Cormac lad calls himself Leej-dog, that absolute Goober.
by absoledgebag November 23, 2011
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