goober
to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.
'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'
goober by somefungal October 13, 2011
goober
1. Boogers
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.
Toke-master: "Frank you're such a goober!"
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."
goober by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007
goober
goober by George Snelling April 25, 2003
Goober
the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye
Goober by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009