Golfer

"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.

Me: She must have been over 400 pounds
Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her
Me: Dude you're such a golfer

by aidsracer March 18, 2015

you dun goofed

A new and popular term meaning consequences will never be the same.

you can call the cyber police if this happens.

Child: DADDY!!!!11!! SOMEONE'S BULLYING ME ON THE INTERNET

Dad: -towards the internet- YOU DUN GOOFED IMA GET THE CYYYBBER POLICE AND THE GOVERMENT ON YOUR ASSES.

by Shihmale July 17, 2010

Geoffed It

Make a mistake that can not be rectified. Produce scrap. Traditionally used in Mechanical Engineering workshops around Keighley.

Its Geoffed, I've Geoffed It

by ollyowl April 25, 2011

Mr Goffard

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.

That mr goffard is an absolute legend

by Hooverz July 14, 2019

goofer

1.A goof; silly person; random.

Note: This word was made up by Colin M. to discribe his lovely girlfriend, Bridgette... because she is a complete goof.

Bridgette, you are such a goofer!

by beepdebee April 23, 2007

You Dun Geoffed

When you pull "a Geoff", like goofing or failing at the obvious.

I'm pulling this door, it won't open." "It's a push door." "Oh." "You dun geoffed"

by Some kinda Lokan June 16, 2011

Done Goofed

The words of a petulant old man, protecting his slutty 11 year-old daughter, who broadcasted naked pictures of herself on the internet.

YOU DONE GOOFED. HERP DERP.

by Kerligirl13 July 16, 2010