Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.

Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011

oh my goddable

Literally, just a way to say "oh my god". An expression unknown outside Russia that comes from a TV show. The original show was a comedy about pretentious "metrosexuals" going to fashion shows and speaking some intentionally terrible English. Though meant to be somewhat funny and critical, the expression ended up being often used and loved by Russians who don't know any better.

- I bought this amazing shirt for a 100 roubles!
- Oh my goddable!

by svetalol March 23, 2017

goddamn

Something you put motherfucks next to. Certain Chief Gunner's Mates in the US Navy have developed the ability to transform the English language so that expletives are transformed into nouns.

"Hey, Chief Gunny. Where do you want me to put this?"

"Just put the motherfuck next to the goddamn."

by fugitive October 1, 2004

goddamn

1)intj. awe, disbelief
2)adj. something of a negative value

1) "Goddamn, she just left me."
2) " That goddamn wrech broke again!"

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

Buddha Goddard

A sexy lax bro with a luscious budha belly that girls and guys alike can't resist

"OOOOH i rubbed buddha goddards' belly and i orgasmed"

"i got good luck from Buddha Goddard"

by Mom? April 13, 2010

Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.

George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.

by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010

Goddy Style

Goddy Style is the sexual position used by God to impregnate the Virgin Mary. It is unknown the actual position stance or posturing of Goddy Style. Performing the Goddy Style position allows the female to remain a virgin while still impregnating the females' uterus without a seed.

Doggy Style, immaculate conception, Goddy Style

by Tyehao December 17, 2008