Heaven-May-Care Grooming

Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.

My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.

by Wow_Really December 7, 2018

grooming circle

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.

Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'

by CaptainAwesomeTRexWahmenRespec January 4, 2018

Grooming

When a weird dude with a My Little Pony outfit comes up to a child and touches them.

Weirdo: hey little one
Child: hey
Weirdo: you like my outfit
Child: yes I love that show
Weirdo: me too
Child: Grooming I super fun so would you like to do it
Weirdo: YES

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020

Glumping

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.

John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.

by Original Fritz November 13, 2006

Glomping

1. Embracing someone for a long period of time.
2. Milkin'a hug

You were really glomping that hug from that girl at the party weren't you?

by jwc2raven January 13, 2009

Glooping

The act of having Gloop seemingly secrete from the tips of your fingers. The leading cause of Jam Hands, Glooping leaves everything smudged and sticky when touched by the infected. Most common in small children and the really obnoxious.

Matt: "Why is my iPod all sticky?!"

Evan: "Sorry, my fingers are glooping..."

by fingerblaster69 March 25, 2010

gloominous

Gloomy in one way but cheerful in another. Can be said of some types of heavy metal music or New Wave music and people who listen to it, including Goths. A combination of "gloomy" + "luminous".

The Cure has some gloominous New Wave music.

by pentozali August 21, 2009