Gift Spoon 

The offer made by girls looking to be held and cuddled to guys who are not there boyfriend or they are not wanting to have sex with. Guys hate this.

Hey I saw that girl's car over at you place last night were you closing the deal??

Naaa Man all she offered was a gift spoon.

Ahh shit thats cold at least she could have gave you a little spork job

Gift Spoon by Gift of nothing September 11, 2009

gift of clothes 

a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!

-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!

i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!

i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??

my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!

gift of clothes by michael foolsley December 28, 2009

gift it back 

When you give a friend or relative something you took from them and returning it as a gift

Me: I forgot I borrowed my friends laptop, since its his birthday i'm just going to gift it back to him

gift it back by jaydogg339 July 28, 2010

Gift Pose 

Similar to other Yoga poses such as down-dog, warrior I, tree, child's pose, etc., except this pose is strictly for a man's pleasure. Essentially, the woman is usually lying in bed next to her male partner, when somewhere around 2AM he awakens with a glorious erection and needs to put it somewhere... Often times, this leads the man to disappointment when he is batted away from her rear-facing love alter shouting out or uttering "eh-eh" and/or simply an emphatic "NO!". However, on rare occasion, the woman - who is sure to not receive the big "O" from the act of kindness that she is about to perform, may acquiesce and allow legal entry (i.e., not night-raping). To get into this position, the woman, who is facing away from her partner is prodded into semi-wakefulness, then consents to entry by shifting the upward-facing leg forward flexing at the hip to bring the knee towards her abdomen, while maintaining her abdomen and leg in contact with the bed.

Bob: Last night, I woke up so horny from a sex dream and had this raging boner...
Jim: So, what did you do with it?
Bob: Well, after humping my girlfriend without success, I asked her if she wanted sex. She replied that she was too tired, but said that I could have my way with her. So she got into Gift Pose and I was able to alleviate myself…

Gift Pose by Mr Leopard April 23, 2011

Gift Crack 

Crack Cocaine of low quality.

Not so bad that you wouldn't wish it on anyone, yet not good enough for your own upturned nose.

Biff: Preston, that loser from down the hall was back again tonight... he wanted to light up so I gave him some of your Gift Crack. Hope you don't mind.

Preston: No problem, Biff... that's what it's there for!

Gift Crack by SuburbanCowboy December 25, 2009

gift money

Money that one receives for a special occasion or holiday. They then refuse to pay someone back with that money out of pure greed. Usually is found in the pockets of a bjornson.

"I can't pay you back with my gift money, my mom gave it to me for Columbus Day."

gift money by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

Gift of Gab 

The power over other people to get material items.

I got the gift of gab over that punk bitch.

Gift of Gab by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004