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Geordie

From George (Greek Georgios d. 303 A.D.) + IE. Geordie is a term that has come come to denote two things:

1. A native of Tyneside

2. A supporter of Newcastle United (the noted pigeon crap of the North East).

The latter of these two has created a change to the traditional Geordie song, Blaydon Races. The new version is as follows:

Oh, me lads! You shoulda seem 'em gannin,
Dyre and co., havin a god - all the toon git bangin,
Thor was lots o' lads 'n' lasses there,
Fanies was git aching!
We divvn't need the Champion's - we'd rather gan out rapin!
Geordies are give a bad name by Newcastle United.

The mackems beat the Geordies.
by Jonny D July 13, 2004
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georde

Georde, a term used to describe someone who is of the 1337 nature. Someone who is Georde or like Georde would excel at pwning you and anyone you know. Often mistaken for being "too good" or "hax0r" or "ubergeek".
It's georde... we're all dead.
by Well Known Information February 11, 2005
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Geordies

A primative sub-species of humanity found around the river tyne in the north east of England.

More easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. Females do likewise.

Full of bravado but for display purposes only. Can usually be found kicking telephone boxes to bits around their watering hole when frustraed by major disappointments.
Did you see the geordies in 1989?

Aye! Three hundred on the pitch and they still couldn't put the ball in the net.
by David Attenborough November 16, 2004
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Geordie Handshake

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.
Oi, Let me give you a good ol' geordie handshake and let's grab a couple drinks yeh
by metal2210 March 25, 2019
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Georda

A being of higher intellect. Usually a negative thinker. Clumsy and bossy.
A wet Georda hen. Or when a georda who seemingly flys down a flight of stairs and lands ridicuously far away and upon landing is rather enraged.
by peedoubleya November 30, 2011
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gerdundermuffin

A gerdundermuffin is the act of climbing on top of a public toilet stall, doing the splits, and shitting into the toilet below. This is a feat, and when accomplished, the gerdundermuffiner should have a lot of pride.
Andy: Oh, God! Why is there shit splattered all over the toilet seat?!

Jacob: I'm sorry. I attempted a gerdundermuffin, but failed miserably.
by roshmacack August 9, 2012
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geordie tapas

A popular Tyneside lunch, consisting of three different Gregg's pasties artfully arranged on a plate
"Diven't dee us any bait, mam, ah'll gan oot fer sum Geordie Tapas"
by MrsTrellis May 25, 2016
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