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Gargle Gargle Surprise

The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.
Where's Katie?

In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
by UrbanBob June 8, 2010
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graggle

Scrappy, quick to fight and argue.
That kid is graggle and I would habg back.
by Em Gee S Cee May 11, 2009
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Gargle My Stubby

To place a penis that is below four inches into the back of the throat and forcibly exhale air across the rounded sex organ, creating a growling sound as if the sound were coming from a mother kodiak.

Can also be used in variants such as:

This gargles stubbs

This shit can gargle my stubby

!!.@4 *525
That bitch can gargle my stubby at any time
by KodiaksBeserk July 9, 2010
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scrotum gargler

A person who is so lame and or so gay that their sole use and extent of their abillities in life is to gargle my balls.
That ho paris hilton is such a scrotum gargler they need to just put her down like a sick animal.
by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007
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gagle fuck

A Term used to describe an overly crowded public place (i.e. a crowded resturant, hall way or stadium).
This parking lot is a gagle fuck, I should have gotten my ass out of here earlier.
by SmokieTheBear December 6, 2006
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ass grapler

1. N. An ass grappler is one who sticks to your ass in an effort to enter your colon with their nose or face so they may get slightly ahead in the world.

2. N. A homosexual male that tenaciously chases ass at the expense of his friends and relatives. They usually have no repect for the object of their desire as well.
Chuck is such an incessant ass grapler.
by Fred M April 21, 2006
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Zaphod decided to have another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003
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