Golf

A competition of who can yell "F**K" the loudest.

"Who won the Golf game?"
"Well, John had the lower score, but I yelled F**K louder so really it was a wash"

by wr36 November 27, 2023

Golf

A means for debauchery under cover as a gentlemen's sport.

Hey fellas, tell the wives we have a golf tee time at 10am and wont be home until 3pm.
Unfortunately will have to miss the dance recital.

by McM@nus December 29, 2023

Golf

An acronym standing for Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

A sport where men play with phallic symbols all day.

We all know people like golf so much because they like to shove the clubs up their ass at night.

by Publius0987 October 12, 2025

Golf Bravo

The term Golf Bravo is used when telling a story regarding previous sexual experiences involving a group of friends and one girl. This term is very valuable when the story is being told in public or in front of current girlfriends. Golf Bravo is derivited from the acronym GB which in turn is used for the word gangbang.

Man do you remember that time in vegas when we went to Golf Bravo? I was worn out after that course!

Who brings double cheeseburgers to the golf bravo?

by rancid68 July 15, 2011

Golf Throb

Some people have 'heart throbs' but golf enthusiasts have Golf Throbs. A Golf Throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. This infatuation can lead to sexual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their Golf Throbs presence.

Bernard after watching Chandler tee off - "Did you see how far he hit that ball? That was 400 yards! Now excuse me while I go tend to my 3-Wood while thinking about my new Golf Throb."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 11, 2015

Golf Nap

To fall asleep mid-afternoon while watching golf on television. A state of 'half sleep' during weekend golf television, sometimes involving waking golf dreams.

Sunday afternoon I laid down and rocked a golf nap for four hours.

by joshuajdickerson1 April 19, 2009

Golf wang

Tyler, The Creators clothing line which is a switch up on the word wolf gang.

Guy 1: Dude your golf shirt is fire asf
Guy 2: Thanks dude ofwgkta golf wang for life!

by Floggnaw1303 December 6, 2016