a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”
I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.
by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022
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Germ Baes

The act of 2 people who are In a significant relationship are ill at home away from school talking to eachother and a friend that has to suffer at school.
by ImAGermBae March 16, 2017
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Germ sex

Germ sex is having sex when there’s corona
by Aidan their September 4, 2020
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Germ

A green hoe that might have an std
“Ew bitch stop talkin to me you a germ”
by Basharrr January 11, 2023
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germ sauna

An indoor gathering without face masks
Dude, this Q sux, but no way am I going to that germ sauna meeting
by V_SD May 13, 2020
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Female germ

A female who allows every guy hit raw.
“I don’t like condomsthat girl is a female germ
by R1616 November 1, 2020
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The Germ Effect

When trying to call attention to the flaws of an opponent only to have your own flaws "outed" as a result of personal digging. Similar to the Streisand Effect in the legal community, the Germ Effect calls attention to yourself in an unwanted and unanticipated fashion. The phrase is derived from the great "2011 Yahoo Fantasy Football thread between 'Coach Germ' and 'Teddy Ruxpin.'"
Coach Germ tried to give me shit me for my 17th round pick, but upon taking a look at his team, his antics had "The Germ Effect" when it was discovered that he has 3 #4 wide receivers and 3 running backs who are time-shares.
by Chubby Ruxpin September 8, 2011
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