gear up 

to get ready to smoke marijuanna or gear/ smoking before attending a social function.

dude, the bbq is going to be lame.
fuck that, i'm gonna gear up for it.
damn.

gear up by bonerz October 15, 2007

gear box 

some one who is shifty

damn that fool is a gear box

gear box by msutherland February 14, 2010

gear blindness 

When an artist that uses tools in his work starts focusing more on the tools used, often to the point of obsession, rather than the finished product.

See also GAS, Guitar Acquisition Syndrome.

I didn't get anything new recorded last week, had gear blindness from shopping around for new studio monitors.

gear blindness by jacke747 August 8, 2006

Gear shifter 

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.

Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter

Gear shifter by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008

gear box 

A Transmission for a vehicle.

Do you use Royal Purple in your gear box too?

gear box by chrisstauffer March 16, 2008

gear shift 

A sexual act where a women grips a mans penis and moves it in the same way one moves the gear shift on a manual transmission car.

"Yo, diane surprised me with a gear shift last night, blew my load everywhere!"

gear shift by Cyanideaddict March 17, 2015

Gear Bomb 

Someone decked out in tactical gear which is randomly placed, scattered at best, all about their person. Common offenders are pseudo-tactical personnel, or rear echelon mother f*ckers, who have barely dipped their toes into a combat/tactical situation. Generally there is no logical placement for mission essential equipment such as magazine pouches, first aid kits, goggles, radios, etc.

Dude, that admin chick looks like she is about to be strangled by her CamelBak. What a fukkin' Gear Bomb.

Gear Bomb by Self-Loathing POG May 3, 2010